Repeat OffenderLast night's events unfolded in a classic Big Brother way: housemates playfight; housemates get overexcited; someone takes it too far; a row kicks off. And as is traditional, the next step is the morning-after post mortem. After Charlie offended Bea last night by cheekily spitting a mouthful of water at her, Lisa's been picking over it in the Garden.
"Last night with Charlie...!" she said excitedly, heading out for a cigarette with David. "I thought Bea was gonna move beds again."
"I know," gasped David. "She said 'I think it's really offensive'."
"It is though, in a way," murmured Lisa, taking up her usual position at the Bus Stop. "They won't do anything like that to me. They know," she added ominously.
"I'm sure he didn't mean nowt by it," commented David.
"No, no, he was just messing," agreed Lisa. "He gets a bit excitable."
At this point the man himself appeared in the Garden.
"You got into trouble last night didn't you?" crowed Lisa. "I thought you'd lost your playfriend."
"I've just spoken to her and apologised," said Charlie wearily. "She said 'I'm offended'. Ooh, there's another letter O for me - offended!"
Well spotted.
"She said it's worse than slapping her," he added, getting back to the point. "I've apologised now and she says it's fine."
"I think you have to be careful with her," warned Lisa, "'cause she'll kick a fuss up."
"Drama, drama, drama," agreed Charlie.
"How many days have we done now?" asked Lisa suddenly.
Charlie did some counting in his head. "Seventy-four! It's a long time. I could never have imagined I would make it this far."
"Nor me," agreed Lisa, looking amazed. "I'm absolutely so, so happy. If I get to the final six I know who I want around me."
Let's not get ahead of ourselves love...
Ch4