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Charlie's disgusting.

Oh Bea, quiet!! (see what I did there....)

Charlie's contrite now. Bea's got more control than BB.

I just thought she was overreacting. Not a nice thing to happen but no doubt she'll relate it all to Lisa and co on the smoking bench tomorrow.

I'm not sure Charlie will be her next target though, not with that reaction. She likes a fight and for once, he wasn't up for one.

It was obvious that was not the first time Charlie has spat in someons face. As I have said before Charlie is very immature and doesn't know when enough is enough.

I think BB leaving out where Bea tells him a housemate in another BB had been thrown out of the house for doing the same thing was to prevent people raking up a spite-gate scandal again.

Lisa has got Bea all sussed out now. You can see it in her eyes. She does not trust or like her, it's obvious. That bit where Bea was trying to stir people up against Siavash, and Lisa put her straight then cut her dead with "it was nice of Siavash to share his stuff wasn't it?" - masterful. Bea will be gunning for Lisa, but she won't find her as easy a target as Freddie was.

I was literally LOLing at that conversation between Rodders and Sophs about the tuna and how there's dolphin in it and how sharks are blind and dolphins can outswim them because they hit them between the eyes - hilariously mixed-up nonsense from start to finish, with them both agreeing they hate sharks at the end. Comedy gold.

Charlie is a turd. Need I say more? He will be upping his game in the next three weeks (if he's still there, that is) and so expect more comedy capers that leave people upset and/or weeping in the diary room.

Didn't know about that careful edit, Madeline, but Charlie's childish prank may be a little different to the incident from a moron last year.

Still don't know about Charlie yet; looks to be playing the nice/funny gay at times, and is completely thick during any kind of intellectual discussion above Girls Aloud. Could be an act.
Thought it was ridiculous that Charlie accused Marcus & Freddie of bullying Bea last week - when no-one saw any of Bea's tears.
All they said was Bea was negative - which she is.

Sophie's Messages

Not just one, but two very special messages... Ch4

BB10 is on the home straight - but Freddie has been a loss - it was a very close vote.
Thought Freddie & Rav were good on sunday's BBLB. Though thought it strange that George Lamb didn't ask Freddie too much about Bea??

Last night's episode was funny. Bea used her 'dislike' of Freddie to ingratiate herself with David & Lisa last week, but she hasn't quite convinced them.
Lisa is very scepticle about Bea - 'Bea's a moaner' - & David on being told by Bea that she had criticised him in the DR wondered what she could have said...
Er, I think David & Lisa's friends may tell them everything Bea said about them, including the 'cockroach' and Vivienne Westwood dismissal.

Bea may be up for eviction this week.

Other quick stuff:-

With a few housemates since Jade Goody trying to out-thick her in order come across as enchantingly stupid , Sophie's comment to Rodrigo about 'dolphin-friendly' tuna meaning there is no dolphin mixed with the tuna in the tin, was just embarrassing. How could anybody be so thick, on purpose?

Rodrigo's alphabet game was a bit convenient - looks like the producers tried the old magic trick of making every card a 'Q'.

Marcus should have been evicted last friday but he seems as a previous reserve to have a good relationship with Big Brother in the DR, despite his rude language & rebellious comments.
I thought his rant last week about his promotional photo was a little bit set up so the producers could show him signing his new publicity photos in the DR - ie a 'comedy' moment.

Marcus Rocks Out

Air guitar's at the ready... Ch4

Latest News

The housemates received messages from home, sending the inmates into various emotional states.

Last but certainly not least, Sophie was called in to watch her message from home. Her mum and sister told her that she was being herself and that they hoped she would win. When they were done, Sophie headed out of the room but then Big Brother called her back. She sat back down and got a second message. From... Kris!

He told her that his feelings towards her hadn't changed and that he was looking forward to seeing her on the outside. She cried and stood in front of the door while she composed herself. She returned to the Living Area after. Later Sophie went to the Diary Room and said that her messages made her really happy and confirmed her feelings about Kris. She asked for alcohol in exchange for a token.

Charlie, Rodrigo and Siavash had a giggle about Bea's reaction to her friend's message. Bea went to the Diary Room and said that she was upset that housemates were laughing at her and did not want her friend to think she was ungrateful. She left the Diary Room bawling.

To lighten the mood Big Brother played "We are Family" into the House. The gang got their groove on but Bea fell to her bed and cried. Marcus hugged her. Rodrigo went in and tried to get her to dance but he failed to get her on the floor.

Elsewhere, Marcus heard Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark and danced for the whole thing, at the end he said he felt like crying. Possibly because he never wanted the song to end.

Sophie agreed to swap a puppy for half a bottle of Champagne with Marcus. Marcus started to write up a contract with eyeliner on a laminate, saying that in trade of champagne he will get a Chihuahua when Sophie's dog gives birth.

David and Sophie had a chat in the Garden about - you guessed it - Kris. David pretended to interview Sophie and asked if she loved Kris. She told him to move onto the "next question". She revealed later to Lisa that she wanted to be with Kris 100 per cent.

Bea had an argument with Rodrigo, who was in the pool with Marcus, over him laughing at her. Bea asked him to stop talking about her message - she was upset the message was from her friend and not her mum - but Rodrigo would not stop.

Bea cried. David brought her indoors. Bea talked to Lisa and Charlie about her row with Rodrigo. She heard loud laughter from Rodrigo in the Bathroom and she asked "are they still taking the **** out of me?" She then left the room and Lisa called her paranoid. Bea went to bed crying and told Charlie she wanted to go home. Rodrigo said sorry for laughing. Charlie told her not to go and Marcus said that things got out of proportion in the House.

You're telling us...
Ch4

Oh no! - looks like the producers want to create another z-list Big Brother couple via The Daily Star Group, a la Chanelle & Ziggy.
A wannabe glamour model & er, Kris.

Er, I think Bea should stop acting now...