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I can just see Rodrigo walking down any High Street and someone shouting at him - SHUT UP!!! - he will end up having so many hissy fits he will not have time to laugh at himself about it.

I'm Not Bonkers



Who'd have thought a fresh delivery of magazines in preparation for today's Task would have caused such a stir? But then, it's a big pile of gossip glossies and the housemates are all over them, inside and out.

As the housemates poured over the pages, Lisa started reading juicy snippets about each of them. "Halfwit is out and we think just in time," she read, talking about last Friday's Eviction from a copy of New! "After the arrival of bonkers Bea..."

"Bonkers!" screamed Bea, taking so much umbrage there'll be none left for anyone else. "Bonkers Bea!"

"I want to read the proper pages. What about Jordan?!" continued Lisa. But Bea had stomped off in a huff. Realising everyone she'd normally moan to was crowded round Lisa listening to the latest celeb snippets, Bea stormed out to the Garden to complain to Marcus, who was holed up under a duvet by the pebbles.

"Bonkers! They called me bonkers Bea!" she complained.

"Bwaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaa!" laughed Marcus pointing at her. "You got off lightly!"

"Shut your mouth," she fumed. Clearly this wasn't the response she wanted.

Realising no-one was bothered, or even listening, Bea rejoined the group.

"Is Sophie pregnant?!" read Lisa, as the latest gossip-column-related drama unfolded.

While Sophie read her column-inches, Bea flicked through another magazine.

"Lookalikes!" she yelped after about five minutes, finding another snippet about herself. "Me and blonde lady from Abba! I'm thrilled."

That right, Chiquitita?

Channel 4

Bea offers sex act for beer

BOOZY Bea Hamill has offered Marcus Akin sexual favours in return for some beer.
The tipsy housemate promised to perform a sex act on the hairy housemate after they leave the house in return for some alcohol.

But the 35-year-old quickly shot her down.

"I can get one for free," he said. "I'll keep the can, thank you."

Not taking no for an answer Bea threatened to steal the booze from him.

"I'd p*** on your head while you slept," Marcus shouted back.

Bea, 24, was not the only one who had a bit too much to drink last night.

Sophie Reade ended up falling over several times and had to be helped up by an amused Rodrigo Lopes.

"She's heavy - I don't know why I offered her chicken nuggets," he pointed out.

Sun

Big Brother 10 Latest - Magazine Launch

In the wake of winning their ‘Little House Of Horrors’ challenge, the contestants have been handed another opportunity to win treats for the house by creating their own magazine.

The various housemates will have to split themselves into the following roles: Editor, stylist, hair and make-up artist, journalist, gossip columnist, photographer and two make-over candidates.

They will then have two hours to produce a magazine containing the following: A make-over feature for two of the housemates, interviews with those nominated for eviction, exclusive photographs from inside the ‘Big Brother’ House, and a ‘Big Brother’ gossip column.

In order to get into their roles, the housemates will be provided with costumes, as well as a camera, Dictaphone and blackboards and chalk, as well as four magazines as examples. They will not, however, have any access to computers to assist them in producing their final publication.

If the housemates’ work is to a satisfactory standard, they will then be allowed to celebrate at a ‘launch party’ later tonight.


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HMs pass their horror task

HOUSEMATES have passed this week's task despite David Ramsden failing to identify Marcus Akin's ma from a line-up of Egyptian mummies.

SUN

HOT OFF THE PRESS: Magazine Task


For today's Task Housemates will be producing their own Big Brother magazine from inside the Big Brother House.

Housemates will each take on different roles at the magazine

The Roles are as follows:

" Stylist
" Hair and Make up artist
" A Journalist
" Gossip Columnist
" A Photographer
" Two make over candidates
" Editor

The magazine must include the following articles and features -

" A Housemate make over for two Housemates
" Nominated Housemate Interviews
" Exclusive Photographs from inside the Big Brother House
" A Big Brother gossip column

Housemates will be provided with a camera, Dictaphone, Blackboards and Chalk to assist them with their magazine production

Housemates will be given approximately two hours until the magazines deadline.

If Housemates complete the task to Big Brothers satisfaction they will receive a magazine launch party later tonight.