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I don't understand Siavash's argument at all. Or at least, I did, but it was a different one from before. The first time he came up with this "I'm taking myself out of the game" nonsense was when Isaac came in. It made him realise that Noirin wasn't interested in him at all, and that he'd probably lost his girlfriend Laura into the bargain. After that it moved from being a "I want to be up for eviction" every week ploy to "I want everyone to be up for eviction" every week ploy.

No wonder he put people's backs up.

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Happiness Is...

Marcus headed to the Diary Room earlier and unleashed such a torrent of scorn and contempt for his fellow housemates that you'd think they were at each other's throats. And yet Lisa's just been in and made the House sound like the Waltons.

"How is the House today?" asked Big Brother.

"Great!" she beamed. "Everybody's loved [the Task] and everybody's been happy with what they've had to do, and people haven't been jealous that me and David got to go out. The House is really good, there's no arguing today. I'm loving it."

"And how are you and your fellow housemates feeling about Big Brother's punishment?" asked Big Brother, referring to the loss of the prize money after Siavash, Marcus, Sophie, Charlie and Rodrigo broke into the camera runs yesterday.

"I'm not bothered," said Lisa serenely. "I wasn't here so I just laughed at it. I ain't done anything wrong. I've always gone by Big Brother rules."

"Everyone seems not bothered but maybe some people might be - people who think they might be winning it," she hinted. "I don't think I'm gonna win it so I'm not losing out, and even if I did win and it was still zero - after everything I've gone through, we're all winners, that's how I feel."

Suddenly remembering that the housemates will be given the chance to earn back some of the prize money, she continued, "But I wouldn't like the winner to go without anything. I'm not gonna be spiteful. If I had to eat dog **** [to win back the money] and I was gonna go out this Friday, I'd still eat it for them."

Let's hope that's not Big Brother's next Task.

Thinking about yesterday's break-out, Lisa admitted, "I'm so glad I was out when all that was happening. If you were saying 'Aw Lisa, you're being boring', maybe I would have stripped off and ran around naked rather than actually gone round the back of the runs. But they loved it, and I suppose it was exciting."

"I would have known that would have been a punishment," she said. "I don't really like being punished, Big Brother. I like to think I'm sensible. I know wrong from right, let's put it like that."

Wrapping up this friendly chat, Lisa remembered she was supposed to be cycling. "I better hurry up and jump on me bike."

"On yer bike then, Lisa," said Big Brother.

Lisa cackled. "I love yous," she told Big Brother.

There's a lot of love in that Diary Room.
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Whatever!

Uh-oh. The second day of the Future BB Task has been so civilised, until out of nowhere a row has just blown up between Rodrigo and David.

Rodrigo was called to the Diary Room just before he was due to take a turn on the energy-generating bikes. Returning some time later, he asked David, "How many minutes David?"

"You're too late, mate," replied David, who had seemingly already taken Rodrigo's place and was pedalling away.

"Yeah but I was in the Diary Room," explained Rodrigo.

"If they try and keep you talking, just try and get out," David said tetchily. "We've got a group Task."

Rodrigo looked irritated. "No, I can't try to get out," he replied. "When they call us, we have to talk to them. So don't tell me what I should do."

"Just try and make it quick!" said an exasperated David. "Oh, whatever."

Rodrigo stalked off inside, but two minutes later returned and tried to rope Lisa in as adjudicator.

"When they call us in the Diary Room, we have to talk to them," he explained, in a voice loud enough for David to hear. "David came to me and said, 'You should have left before'."

But David wasn't having any of it. "I didn't say that at all!" he objected. "I just said try to be quick!"

What happened next was difficult to follow, because the pair were angrily shouting over each other.

"I will not try to be quick!" yelled Rodrigo. "When they call us in there you have to be respectful, so don't tell me you have a Task to do!"

"Whatever," replied David.

"Don't tell me!" snapped Rodrigo.

"Whatever," repeated David.

"Don't tell me!" repeated Rodrigo.

"Whatever," barked David, and on and on they went.

"Oh shut up David!" shouted Rodrigo, storming off and drawing an end to the argument.
Whatever.
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