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FROM THE BIG BROTHER PRESS OFFICE
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Press Release: 27th August 2009
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SIAVASH PRIZE FUND TASK
On Tuesday Housemates broke a fundamental rule of Big Brother when they broke into the camera runs; as punishment Big Brother reduced the prize fund for winning Big Brother to zero.
Today Siavash will be given the opportunity to win £10,000 towards the prize fund.
To win the money, fashionista Siavash, who is known for his outlandish outfits and array of accessories, must pack up all his possessions and clothes (bar his toiletries) into his suitcase and return them to Big Brother.
Once he has returned his case, Big Brother will provide Siavash with an outfit which he must wear until he leaves the Big Brother House.
If Siavash completes his Task, £10,000 will be added to the Prize Fund.

MARCUS PRIZE FUND TASK
On Tuesday Housemates broke a fundamental rule of Big Brother when they broke into the camera runs; as punishment Big Brother reduced the prize fund for winning Big Brother to zero.
Today Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room to give him the opportunity to win money for the prize fund.
Big Brother offered Marcus £10,000 to go into the Prize Fund if he cut off his ponytail. Marcus' response was immediate "f**k off". Big Brother then raised the stakes to £11,000 to which Marcus replied "sounds sh*t". Big Brother further bargained £12,000 for Marcus' ponytail. Marcus replied "boring". When offered £13,000 Marcus' response was "How about a million". Big Brother upped the offer again to £14,000. Marcus too upped his demands "One million and a German sports car". Big Brother then tried one final offer of £15,000 stating "To clarify Marcus, Big Brother will add £15,000 to the prize fund in exchange for your ponytail". Marcus' final reply was "Listen very carefully, you can go and get f**ked". Marcus was then informed that the Diary Room door was now open and he was free to leave.
As this exchange was going on the rest of the Housemates watched Marcus being given this opportunity by Big Brother on the plasma screen.
When Marcus returned to the house none of the Housemates seemed surprised by his decision. Lisa said "I knew you would not do that". Marcus later added: "I wouldn't do anything for the money. If fans asked for a bit of hair I would have done it for nothing".
Earlier today Siavash was offered £10,000 added to the Prize Fund if he gave up all his clothes in exchanged for an outfit supplied by Big Brother for the rest of his time in the House. Siavash packed up his clothes and is now dressed in collar, cuffs, a uni-tard and high heels.

Cheque it Out

After all the drama of Siavash's £10,000 clothes exchange and Marcus's verbal exchange and refusal of a £15,000 offer, the housemates couldn't wait to see what Big Brother had waiting for them next

"This is Big Brother the Storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their shopping," announced a familiar voice.

"Hurrah," squealed Sophie.

But as they entered the room there was as bit of a surprise which drew a huge gasp from David.

"Twenty grand?" mouthed Sophie as she joined him in the Storeroom where he was holding a gigantic cheque in the air.

Lisa had it sussed straight away. "They've given the mystery prize as £20,000, as well as Siavash's innit," she crowed.

"It's a good idea," said David as he put the cheque down and got on with the important task of making sure all the food had been delivered.

"It's ******* ****," said Marcus characteristically.

"Wow, look at that" sighed a happy-looking Lisa.

But Marcus soon realised that Lisa and David needed to brush up on their maths skills

"It's £20, not £20,000," he said with a hint of sarcasm.

There was a moment of utter silence, before David screeched with laughter. "It's what?" he howled. "I thought it was £20,000."

There'd need to be a few more zeroes David
Ch4

I hope BB has shown the housemates past nominations so the housemates are aware of how the sneaky -two faced game players Siavsah & Sophie are operating.

Maybe they should offer to give £50k to charity if any hm is willing to leave immediately.
We'd then see who is really genuine

Now then, now then cheekiechickie - that was inspired!

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Zactly!

Thank you for that lol.

That's the man who took his dear old Mum out for fish and chips once, she asked if she could have peas, and he said yes, if she paid for them herself...
He knows how to look after his pennies.