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One more time....
Morris
returns from the doctor and tells his
wife that the doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to
live.
Given
the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for
sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they
make love.
About
6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and
says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18
hours to live. Could we please do it one
more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and
they do it
again.
Later,
as the man gets into bed, he looks at his
watch and realizes that he now has only 8
hours left. He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... Just
one more time before I
die."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for
the third time. After this session,
the wife rolls over and falls to
sleep. Morris, however, worried about his
impending passing, tosses and turns, until he's
down to 4 more
hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4
more hours.
Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "****
Off,
I have to get up in the morning... You
don't."
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