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Never thought I'd write this, but I'm starting to feel sorry for Katie Price.

I feel sorry for what she's done to herself with those beetle brows, piano-key teeth and giant airbags, inflated ready for her inevitable crash and burn on live TV.

I feel sorry for her addiction to fame which has destroyed everything with meaning in her life, including her marriage.

I feel sorry for her because she does not know who she is any more. She says she's doing I'm A Celebrity... to remind Pete of the girl he once loved. And maybe somewhere beneath that tough orange hide there is a loveable woman. It's just that the rest of us can't see it. No matter how hard we stare at the TV, the only Katie Price we can see is that self-obsessed, surgically-butchered fame junkie called Jordan.

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Katie Price has neither the vocabulary nor the charm to be a star

Why all the friction between jungle jugs duo Kim Woodburn and Katie Price? Because they’re both attention-seeking monstrosities.

“I’m as fit as a butcher’s dog,” bellowed corrosive cleaning lady Kim. But not as attractive.

It didn’t take “The Pricey” long to steer the conversation towards her favourite topic. In fact, her only topic.

“What do you all think of me?” she asked her fellow campers.

“We think you’re a boring moron,” they should have replied, but, sadly, didn’t.

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Katie Price in 5 star hotel after quitting I'm A Celebrity jungle

The model, better known as Jordan, has threatened to walk several times before.

But at 3am today UK time, an official spokesman for ITV admitted: "I can confirm that Katie Price has left the jungle."

Katie chatted to producers in the Bush Telegraph before departing thejungle. She was escorted to the five-star Palazzo Versace hotel, near Surfers Paradise, but was whisked in via a side entrance to avoid photographers.

She is expected to do a live chat on the ITV1 show this evening to explain her departure to Ant and Dec.

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