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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods and the unanswered questions
PostPosted: 08 Dec 09, 14:07 
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911 Call to Tiger Woods' House
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods and the unanswered questions
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Tiger Woods drama as 'blonde woman is taken from star's house on stretcher and rushed to hospital'
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Mysterious 911 call made at 2.26am this morning
Black Cadillac follows ambulance to hospital
Woods treated as suspected overdose after car crash
Trooper 'was told Woods was on prescription medicine'
Tally of 'Tiger's Babes' at 8 and includes porn star
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Elin's out to mashie Tiger Woods' niblick

TIGER Woods' furious wife Elin aims to drive the golfer out of her life with three hard-hitting shots.

The Swedish beauty wants a DIVORCE, SOLE CUSTODY of their kids... and HALF his estimated £370 million fortune.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods and the unanswered questions
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods and the unanswered questions
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Tiger Woods 'had plastic surgery after wife battered him with a nine-iron,' claims leading American sportswriter
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Tiger Woods' 'fling' with young neighbour is final straw for Elin Nordegren after golfer 'confesses to 120 affairs'

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