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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN, 'Yes.'
WOMAN, 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN, 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN, 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN, 'How much?'
WOMAN, '£65.000.'
MAN, 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN, 'Great! Oh, and one more thing - the house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £1,750,000.'
MAN, 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £1,500,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 250 thousand if it's
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN, 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN, 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks, 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to
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I have heard that one before. It's good! 