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The three little pigs went out to dinner.
Upon arrival at the restaurant, the waiter takes their drinks order. The 1st little pig orders wine. The 2nd little pig orders a gin and tonic. The 3rd little pig orders water, and plenty of it.
The waiter comes to take their food order. The 1st little pig orders a steak. The 2nd little pig orders a salad. The 3rd little pig orders water, and plenty of it.
The waiter returns to take the dessert order. The 1st little pig orders cheesecake. The 2nd little pig orders ice cream. The 3rd little pig orders water, and plenty of it.
The waiter returns to ask if everything is okay. He asks the 3rd little pig "Why have you ordered nothing but water? Is our food not to your liking?"
The 3rd little pig says "No, it's fine. But one of us has got to go 'Wee wee wee' all the way home, and today it's my turn."
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