Shabby - grow up, this is not the playground and you are not 12 years old
Ife -

thank Christ someone kicked the whole situation up the arse otherwise we'd have had another three HLs shows at least with that dopey dyke mooning over Caiomhe
Caiomhe - what does she see in her? Have the cameras somehow missed her being "hysterically funny"?
Dave - "I'm longing to get my hands on those nubs" -

He makes me feel ill.
Nathan - nail, head, him hitting it "so basically, you're here as a marketing ploy"
Josie - they should get her doing the interviews on Newsnight, forget about Paxo. She asks a damn good question and because she does it in that lovely Bristol burr, nobody takes offence.
Corin - what can I say except she's the number one gal in there
I still love John James and since that awful Costcutter Beyonce was booted, he seems to have had an enormous weight lifted off his shoulders.