BB FANS

Just say what you think they're like at this point as concisely as possible.

Ben - Bumbling fool, but entertaining
Caoimhe - Bit weird
Corin - Can see why she's favourite
Dave - Very very odd
Govan - Bye precious little weasel!
Ife - Unpredictable...could be a player yet.
JJ - Too easily agitated to last the distance.
Josie - I like her now but possible she could be the new Bea, seen signs of it.
Mario - Decent guy, hope he does well
Nathan - Waste of a HM. He cooks, so is there til the end though.
Shabby - Self obsessed, attention seeking, loud idiot. Out after Gollum please.
Steve - Don't see the point really. Nice bloke but contributes nothing.
Sunshine - Annoying yet somehow likeable for reasons unknown.

Ben's a tit and Dave's a sh*t
And Govan's rather sneaky
Caoimhe's drab but Josie's fab
And Sunshine's looking peaky

Ife's sketchy, JJ's tetchy
Nathan - well he's hot
Mario and Shabs are fun
But Steve, alas, is not

But me, I love the uber-tan,
The Jordan-style chest
The make-up and the Stockport burr
Yes - CORIN IS THE BEST!

Bonus points to Bunny for reviewing via rhyme

Ben - Timbo mk'3
Caoimhe - belongs in 1985....in Dublin
Corin - yet more plastic, butseems 'nice', lesbian status gets her 2pts also.
Dave - even Jesus would not share his wine with him
Govan - Trisky Precious..good riddance
Ife -wallpaper..please just leave.
JJ - foreigner FTW?
Josie - seems 'real', worthy English female winner!
Mario - normal...but desperado, hence the 'nothing to go back to'
Nathan - wallpaper, needs 20 gallons of NAIR.
Shabby - communist mk'4
Steve - stoic, the placator, must NOT win
Sunshine - neurotic, but legs to die for.
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Since the show will end mid August, I'm really hoping we have Josie as one of the rare female winners. She does seem quite fine, and even better..she is English

Calrissian: not so great with forming sentences.

Dragging this up from the depths as I have another poem: -

*hem hem*

Josie's a manipulator,
Mario's a whiney git
Corin is a m*sturb*tor
Dave's a Bible-bashing tit

Steve's been welded to the sofa
John James likes to pick a fight
JJ2 is Josie's gopher
Dave's a fakey flakey shite

Andrew's flopping (peaked too early)
Jo does Trisha-style chat
Rachel's nice, a cheery girly
Dave's a prayerful prattling tw*t

One remains. The mighty SAM.
Says whatever's in his brain:
"JJJ's a total sham"
"Dave is just a total pain"

All hail Sam, the mighty Pepper
God that kid has got some front
Housemates treat him like a leper
(Did I mention Dave's a c**t?)

bunny!

Well thought out Bunny, but why did you say Corin is a m*sturb*tor?

@bunny

especially the end part.

I'm in the middle of packing ..haven't got time to give my opinion on ALL the hms.....just like to say, compared to Sam Pepper they all pale into insignificance ...he's indomitable in that house.IMO

She's alleged to have wanked off JJ2, isn't she? I couldn't fit "alleged" in and keep the metre.

Well there we go

I never heard her say that but I have heard her say she rubbed his tummy. If she has done what you allege then I would be put off her big time.

I have looked at the clip of her and JJ again and I can't see any evidence of that.

Corin is a skanky ho doo da doo da
Did the dirty on poor Jo o doo da day
Josie's got a final pass doo da doo da
Andrew licks her massive ass o doo da day
John James is an angry tit doo da doo da
Dave's a lying two-faced sh*t o doo da day
JJ2's a nasty runt doo da doo da
Poor old Pepper bears the brunt o doo da day
Steve is dull and has to go doo da doo da
Oh and then there's Mario, o doo da zzzzzzzz

I can think of a better word for JJ it rhymes with what you called him though Bunny