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and the tedium continues ... I think the sunday task setter hates the editor for sundays HLs so has not done anything interesting to make his life hell ... or the whole team are ouyt down the pub ...

Housemates in the garden, the Monk is in his underwear it looks like he has had a spray tan.
They talk about the lovely breakfast they had and wonder if they will be getting any more treats.

On BBLB today showed the housemates hearing people shouting over the wall at them. The first voice sounded like John, it was Sam, JJ was up of his seat like was hearing the voice of his love calling out to him.

He shouted back at the voice - "John, I love you"
Josie also shouted out her love for the Punk, understandable from the deluded one, but JJ - that is taken metro sexuality a bit far, don't you think?

And also, why is Andrew still in Mario's bed?

JJ sitting on the side of the bath shaving his legs, must have some sheer tights for his eviction outfit.

Dave v Andrew over another one of Daves loonie theories .. hilarious

Dave Still Has Beef With 'The Mole' Ch4 - video with this link

Davina the parrots been speaking again and it was a total waste of time and I bet it wont even make the edit as it was so naff.

Seen Josie's and Mario's mock interview.
Just got off the phone from a friend who only watches the Highlight show and she likes Josie and Dave.

When I put her straight she changed her mind.

TASK: A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME

In preparation for tomorrows nights live interviews, today housemates got a chance to practice their interview technique with the house parrot, Davina McCaw. Taking it in turns the housemates will go one on one with the cheeky bird, and had to answer some seriously controversial questions. Below are the list of questions:


ANDREW! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Do you like fruit? What's your favourite type?

Have you ever kissed a girl before?

Would you like to kiss Josie?

Who did you fancy most in the house?

What's your favourite number?

Do you reckon you'll get a girlfriend after this?

What sort of girl are you looking for?

What is 345 x 49?


DAVE! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

What's next for you after Big Brother?

Are you going to release a fitness video?

Do you think you look less stupid than you did when you came in?

Do you miss having a big belly?

What is the glory?

Which housemate had the most 'glory'?

Are you only here because of the Welsh vote?

What is your favourite fish? Is it Monk Fish?

Will Cardiff City get promoted this season?


JJ! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

What is the most interesting thing about you?

As a boxer, have you taken a lot of blows to the head?

Did you enjoy being tickled by Corin in bed?

Why didn't you give her a kiss?

Are you and John James going to go on a date?

Do you think your only still here because you're a pretty boy? SQWARK! Pretty boy! Pretty boy!

On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate Corin? Would you give her one…? Or more?

How big are Corin's…. hands?


JOSIE! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Did you kiss crab eyes?

Do you want to kiss him again? Are you going to marry him?

Why did you like him? Isn't geeky little Andrew much nicer?

Why do you like lying in bed so much? You and crab eyes were like John Lennon and yoko ono!

Who do you think will win? Who do you think deserves to win?

What does your thumb taste like?

Do you like sucking things?


MARIO! YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED. PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.

Who do you fancy more Ben or Andrew?

Have you finished grooming Andrew?

Is there anyone or anything you don't fancy?

Why have you got such a weird accent?

Why do you like getting naked all the time?

Which housemate would you most like to see naked?

Why is your right testicle so small?

Do you miss being the mole?

Do you think that you look a bit like a mole?

Do you like digging holes in the ground?

Do you like eating worms?

Who do you most want to go on a date with - Bob Righter or Titan?

wow ... just tuned in ... Josie is going for Marios throat. asking him about his men friends who pay for his stuff and going out.. she directky asked if he sleot with them ... as in are you a man ***** ,,, this is like the Skippy moment when Makosi did her Q and A of whsts his face who then admited he had sex in a skip ....

Im sorry this is just a blatant attack on mario by Josie ...

ha ha ... josie unhappy at the noise Mario and Andrew are making are keeping her awake well the rest of the HMs have put up with her and JJ1 doing that for weeks ...

Not sure what mario and andrew are up to under the sheets .. Josie yelled across earlier are you ******* each other off ... in that nice good natured way that she has .. and not at all to spoil her main rivals chances on final night

I think Josie is very crud - she openly talks about sex, sex acts and her desires like she is having cosy chat with one of her friends over a pizza and cheap bottle of wine.

The curvy lass, 25, from Bristol, said: “I’ve won already. I’ve found John James.” Dailstar

Finding that obnoxious makes her feel like a winner
If that is how low her standard criteria is no wonder she has never had a decent boyfriend.

Dave Teases Josie About John
A short while after Dave cuddled Josie he proceeded to wind her up about her Aussie love, John James.

Dave teased the Bristol babe by asking her what she thought John would be doing tonight? Josie remained quiet, as if she were asleep but the monk continued to suggest the John would be out with other women.

The monk joked with JJ that John would be out clubbing with Sam Pepper and entertaining all the ladies. Dave only stopped after JJ told him to.

As we have seen the emotional rollercoaster of John and Josie's relationship develop into this summer's great love story it is obvious that Dave's words have gotten to Josie.

Despite Josie telling Dave that what he said hadn't bothered her, she has seemed awfully quiet since...
Ch4

This is a 'supposedly' religious man talking here

Dave and Josie Have a Foam Fight Ch4

Dave, JJ and Josie doing their last ditch attempt to discredit Mario.

Dave slagging Mario off for putting him up - JJ calling Mario a snake and Josie scolding Mario for nominating her.
It would seem they are not so confident in the outcome tonight and are still spinning...