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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain...Welcome to Flight 293, non–stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and...OH, MY GOD!!!!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One passenger yelled...
"Yeah well...you should see the back of mine!!!"
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