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Day 4: Round up

Can you believe our famous housemates have been holed up in the Celebrity Big Brother House for four whole days? No? Neither can we. Let’s look back at just what they’ve crammed into their House time so far.

Day 1 saw Rylan and Frankie hauled into the BB Diary Room upon entering the House and forced to determine the dynamic by choosing unsuspecting future friends to live in the main House with them, or to be quite literally dumped in the basement.

The Housemates began to get accustomed to their new surroundings on Day 2, some coping more than others with basement dweller Ryan taking one for the team by stepping up to The Drain Task and winning warm water for the guys upstairs.

The basement gang faced their last day in the dank surroundings on Day 3. Sacrifices were made in Speidi’s honour, as Frankie put himself up for eviction, so Speidi could move upstairs, and the end of the day led to the celebration that was the uniting of all housemates upstairs. This resulted in much jubilation, and a farting contest between Rylan and Razor.

After being reunited following the big basement exile of despair, housemates only had time to listen to around 20,000 of Rylan’s amusing anecdotes before being ruthlessly torn apart again. It was nominations day meaning our housemates have been tirelessly marching in and out of the Diary Room, like slightly bitchy ants. Whilst Speidi accepted the job in hand with relish, Gillian was notably perturbed with the burden of basically telling two housemates to get lost. Sadly for them, Big Brother is kinda the judging type.

While the housemates worked up a sweat in the Diary Room, some of the others were perspiring in slightly more agreeable ways with the House gym which was open for business. Unfortunately, Heidi found the aromatic fumes a little too much –but never fear, because she has arranged to do some jump rope in the communal area instead. You see? Every cloud.

With a lovely keep fit regime in full swing, the looming shadow of nominations couldn’t get in the way of the happy House. Even Spencer was feeling more chipper.

Meanwhile, Claire cooked a grandiose roast dinner to get housemates into that Sunday feeling and Rylan and Lacey decided that they simply must go to Ladies’ Day at Ascot this year. We’re sure Vivienne Westwood is on tap for a complementing hat to go with his Ascot onesie. Just as the Big Brother House was about to turn into a haven of peace, however, Tricia had a forboding epiphany.

"We’re all going to get on each other’s tits, aren’t we?" she suggested.

She wasn’t that far off the mark either, as the housemates were inevitably called together to await the fate of their famous mild acquaintances, and for added lols, Big Brother also told them how many housemates voted for each particular person. Those particular people in question being Speidi, Paula and of course poor Frankie, who gallantly put himself forward the day before.

Suffice to say the atmosphere in the House from then on was a little blue. Speidi sucked it up while Paula was more perturbed. But our housemates are a resourceful bunch and soon united – in the most part – over a game of charades. Good old fashioned fun.

As the evening drew to a close Rylan regaled the gang with his potential business plans and Sam showed off his torso in the hot tub.

We don’t know about you, but the housemates have certainly tired us out already, and we are only entering Day 5....

Day 7: Things are getting hairy in the bedroom

Lacey waxes lyrical about her grooming habits, much to the dismay of the hirsute and proud Paula. Ch5 - latest video clips with this link

Day 7: Face to face nominations Ch5

Day 8: The Hills have eyes Speidi earning their fee;;;

Day 8: Wake up call

Speidi decide to wake the housemates up with a loud alarm. Ch5

Day 8: Opinions can change quickly in the Big Brother house

One minute, Speidi are talking about Sam winning the show....and the next....well, have a watch and see for yourself. Here

The battle of the soap boys

It’s evicition day and our condemned men have been dealing with the their potential doom in their own ways.

Ramsay Street’s number one legal eagle was up long before the rest of the House and spent a good half an hour eating breakfast and staring into space.

Still at a lose end after a second breakfast Ryan folded a few of his black t-shirts and swept the floor. What a tidy boy. Susan Kennedy would be proud.

Ken Barlow's grandson on the other hand was taking the opportunity to enjoy some beauty sleep.

Sam was finally raised from his slumber by Speidi’s evil alarm and immediately announced he had had a great dream.

Chuckling manically to himself he said: "I had a dream about Razor. It was the best. It was so weird."

What a cliff hanger. We had to wait until after he had fluffed his quiff and donned his black polo neck for all the deets. In a nutshell, he went to stay at Razor's house for the weekend and they went to the pub. You can have that one on us if you like Weatherfield script writers.

The nominated pair said a cursory good morning before Sam headed to the shower and Ryan got busy with the teas and coffees for our recently roused housemates.

It's the battle of the soap boys tonight. Which of our celebs will be chucking another shrimp on the barbie and who will end up under a tram? It's up to you.


Rylan and Razor have been doing a far amount of scantily-clad bonding –most memorably when the footie player donated his stomach as a canvas for art. Some things we cannot unsee. That stomach with its eerie smiley face resurfaced during a late-night tanning session. Razor's clearly a good sport off the pitch as well.

House hotties Lacey and Sam spent some time getting to know each other in the bedroom. It wasn't quite flanter but it was close. Then

Day 10 round-up: A suspiciously calm House

With everything kicking off all over the place on Friday night, we were on red alert for arguments yesterday, calling in our finest minds to monitor the House dynamic. But our finest minds could probably have worked from home. The tension was put on the backburner, simmering like a flavourful stew.

From the get go, most did not want to discuss who mortally offended who. Gillian's cough was a matter of more pressing importance to a group who'd seemingly spent the night learning the importance of the stiff upper lip. Heidi and Lacey confronted their regrets head on, making up while Lacey was scrubbing the bathroom. If anyone was immune to 'business as usual' carryings on it was Rylan and Claire. Having been put for eviction by Speidi was clearly a burden too extreme. Quietly disgruntled chats took place in stray corners of the House.

They say truth is stranger than fiction and the Hair Raising Questions task bore this out. Lacey was called to the Diary Room to face eleven questions. For every wrong answer Razor, wearing only pants, got a section of his body waxed by a beautician. Crazed scenes followed. What is it with Razor and stripping this series?

Lacey answered enough questions correctly to win the housemates a Chinese banquet. Their forced jollity survived the meal but afterwards, in a private corner, Speidi released tensions while elsewhere the other housemates shook it out of their system to some tunes before taking the conversation into space.

While we're very confused about what happened to ruckus, one thing we know is it can't have gone far. Like a dormant volcano, this baby could blow at any moment. So don’t take your eyes off it.

Day 10: Bedtime talk of spaceships and sonic booms
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If housemates are feeling a little spaced out after a day of the emotional back n' forth following Speidi's return, it's starting to show.

With the couple from The Hills having a private moment, the remaining housemates enjoyed a bedtime chat after last night's busy doings. Slowly turning in early, they reclined in their pyjamas (or electric pink 'Y' fronts in Rylan's case), with talk turning to X Files style goings on in the world. The truth is out there, or so it seems from ear-wigging on this current crop of celebs on Day 10.

It all started when Rylan talked of his experience of seeing a spaceship. The X Factor star and flamboyant all-rounder went into depth over his experiences, not once using the term 'UFO', definitively, referring to the triangular, black mirrored spacecraft that flitted into view one night in Essex.

Soon Razor picked up the baton. Talking about the time he was sitting by the coast in the US of A at the time of a rocket launch, he detailed how his world was rocked by an explosive sonic boom as he lounged on a beach towel. Lacey got herself involved, bringing the secret services into the equation but mistakenly pronouncing MI5 as 'M one 5', effectively undermining her own input.

Rylan ran with it and detailed the cast iron fact that the BT Tower in London has 39 storeys underground. Claire (from Steps) chipped in with the observation that there's an entire city under New York City. "What's it like?" asked Rylan. "I don't think it's meant to be very nice" she replied. Pressed on the veracity of her claim, Claire said that she thinks it's true because H (from Steps) read a book about it. An open and shut case, your honour.

It was such an out-there conversation that it seemed to send Rylan into something of a mystical mode of behaviour. So much so that he quickly adorned himself with a leopard-print headscarf and began slinking around the House in one of the most peculiar outfits we've seen in the Big Brother House for quite some time.

Frankly, it's been one of those kinds of nights.

Day 10: What lies beneath the House harmony

"I feel like everyone's acting like it's okay when it's not," Rylan has said several times today, first to bemused co-nominee, Claire, then to Razor, as the pally pair sat outside in the smoking area.

These remarks have bookended a day of bizarre calm. Anyone who saw last night's show and has watched any of our fabulous videos will be well aware of the tension that ploughed through the House after the return of the Speidi (Second only in box office marketability to Return of the Jedi).

So what are they playing at? Breaking bread (or prawn crackers) together over a massive Chinese feast? Cooing and playing House?

Speidi have confessed feelings of discomfort. The pair - who retired back to the basement last night because of the unease of being back with their housemates - today licked their wounds in private.

Spencer bloated from overindulgence at the feast, mused on how different this trip has been to what he had anticipated.

"I'm never going to have any expectations again. This is so different to how I thought it would be. I thought it was going to be like a vacation..."

Really, love? We thought you'd seen the show before...

Going back to the big picture we have to say that this forced camaraderie is only likely to last so long. Whether it comes out in nominations, Diary Room rants or full-on in-House confrontations all this frustrated energy has got to come out somewhere

Day 11: Spencer - "Time to get even"

If there's one way to put a swing in Speidi's step, it's by announcing that the other housemates will have to nominate today. Whatever floats your boat guys... Ch5

It goes without saying that Speidi will be nominated but we will have to wait and see if they are evicted on Wednesday night if that is when their contract finishes, or, they are scripted to walk out after another manipulated argument... Time will tell.

Day 14: A House divided

The rule breaking housemates might have claimed they didn't mean to divide the House by plotting to nominate the girls, but a gender split has formed post eviction.

In the garden the men were talking fatherhood before things started to get really deep.

Rylan pondered whether the moon had a moon and put a number of highbrow questions to Ryan including, "are there dinosaur fossils on Mars?"

We think Rylan might just have been winding up our good neighbour but Ryan took on the role of educator, correcting him where he saw fit.

The kitchen crew - Spencer and the ladies - were talking about celebrities when Speidi dropped a bombshell about Lacey. Heidi didn't like the way she behaved with Spencer and Heidi said she was inappropriate all the time. Their stories were pretty racy and had us blushing.

Gillian rushed to the page three lovely's defence and Tricia also dismissed their claims. In fact it appears they were the only ones who found themselves on the receiving end of her lewd chat.

Gillian said: "She is very young and she probably didn't understand."

Things got a little heated before talk was diverted towards whether Spencer could fly a plane. We are pretty sure this one is going to rumble on but you never know with this bunch.

And where was Frankie when all this was going on? The over thrown dictator was having a power nap in the bedroom.

Are Speidi looking for a good row and will they get one? And will the House form two camps? We'll keep you posted