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DAILY UPDATE: DAY 1

Celebrity housemates enter the house in their pairings. They have been told that they will be handcuffed to one another until further notice. Linda and Jim have a secret power - they are told by Big Brother that at the end of the evening they will have the power to unlock one set of celebrity housemates.

Pairings are as follows:

Lionel & Ollie, Evander & Luisa, Casey & Lee, Jim & Linda, Dappy & Liz and Jasmine & Sam.

Linda and Jim get called to the diary room to make their decision. Celebrity housemates are seated on the sofas and watch on screen as Linda and Jim are asked to choose which celebrity pairing that they would like to be released. They choose Dappy and Liz.

Dappy is concerned that housemates will “hate” them for being released.

Big Brother reveals that the price Dappy and Liz will pair for their freedom is to be the first pair to face eviction.

In the living area, Luisa attempts to bond with Evander. Evander is voicing concern over how he will be able to get undressed; Luisa encourages him to unbutton his shirt.

Dappy is called to the diary room. Big Brother asks Dappy about his feelings towards Liz and he expresses that he really likes her. The conversation turns to Jasmine and Dappy admits that he fancies the “brunette”, comparing her to Megan Fox.

Liz is called to the diary room. She is asked to discuss her feelings towards Dappy. Liz declares that she “misses” being handcuffed to Dappy and refers to him as her “friend.”

Luisa confides to Evander that she believed Lionel was Lionel Richie.

Jasmine has been drinking alcohol. Sam is in the living area when Jasmine falls over on the floor. Fellow celebrity housemates look on disapprovingly. Dappy is the first to declare that this is not something that he wishes to watch and blames her behaviour on the alcohol. Jasmine leans against Dappy on the kitchen counter. Dappy tells Jasmine that she has a “tight waist” as they flirt with one another.

Casey and Lee are called to the diary room. Casey is being playful and accuses Lee of fancying Jasmine. Lee is dismissive of her claims, whilst referring to Jasmine as “Megan Fox.”

In the bedroom, Jasmine is attempting to get close to Lee. Sam and Casey look on as Jasmine attempts to expose herself, before both Casey and Lee intervene. Casey tells Jasmine that she “shouldn’t be doing that.”

Ollie and Lionel look on as Jasmine falls over in the bedroom, Ollie labels Jasmine as “wild.”

Sam is becoming increasingly frustrated with Jasmine who is refusing to go to bed. Jasmine then climbs on top of Sam in a provocative and suggestive manner. Sam asks her to “be careful.”

In the smoking area Jasmine is being explicit with her choice of conversation topics. Ollie, Dappy, Lionel and Sam are seemingly shocked by what she is saying. The situation is awkward and Dappy attempts to divert the conversation, but he is unsuccessful. Ollie, Dappy and Lionel leave the smoking area and Sam tells Jasmine “You shouldn’t talk like that.”

Jasmine and Lee are comparing tattoos and discuss their mutual passion for horror films. Ollie and Lionel look over at Jasmine as Lionel voices his empathy for “poor” Sam.

On entering the house Liz says to Lee

“Hi Lee, I’m a big fan of yours.” Then turning to Dappy she declares “I feel like I’m standing next to Prince”.

Luisa and Evander are in the living room. Luisa is concerned that Evander does not like her.

Luisa “ Do you just not say much or do you not like me?”

Evander “ This (being handcuffed) is a difficult thing. You can’t be yourself. You have think before anything you do, you have to make sure nobody falls. I can’t even get my jacket off.”

Luisa “You could undo your shirt?”

Evander “I can’t even get my pyjamas on”

Luisa “Do you like pyjamas Evander?... I guess you’ll just have to take your trousers off, unbutton your shirt…”

Dappy is in the diary room talking about Liz

Dappy “You know what she’s special. I love Liz, she’s great. Certain journos this past year have painted me out as a monster. I’m far from it and she believes that too. Shout out to my sister Liz. She’s like my big sister, puts me in my place and that. I don’t want her to leave and I don’t want to leave either”

Big Brother “What do you think of your other housemates?”

Dappy “I love them, I love them all, even the Chelsea geezer, I love them all. With all that long hair, he’s gone all handsome with his extra side parting.”

Big Brother “What do you think of the girls in the house?”

Dappy “They are amazing. I’m not desperate. I’m enjoying myself God damn it. Let me just live in here, let me chill for another week at least and you will see. I feel so happy.”

Big Brother “Who are you going to keep your cool around?”

Dappy “That brunette in there, keep her away from me. The brunette I’m talking about looks like Megan Fox with those succulent lips. Don’t say it to her when she comes through the door because I’ll be upset.

Liz is in the diary room talking about Dappy.

Liz “I feel a bit bereft from Dappy. He is so sweet and he was like forced to be my friend. I was a bit upset that he was separated from me because I was really bonding with him. He’s like a little meerkat and I love meerkats. I want to go to Meerkat World. He’s just so sweet and affectionate and he’s just like my new friend. I quite miss him really. I’m fond of him. I don’t think people will vote Dappy out because he is so sweet. I think I’ve hooked myself up with someone quite popular.”

Dappy is talking to Jasmine

Dappy “How far do you think that you’re going to get?”

Jasmine “I don’t care. I don’t want to lose but I’m not going to lose.

Lee and Casey are talking about sharing a bed.

Casey “Lee has a little thing for Megan.”

Lee “No I don’t. There’s nobody in here called Megan. What are you on about?”

Casey “He does. I’m not naming any names.”

Lee (sings) “What does the Fox say?” She does look like Megan Fox though, she’s very pretty.

Casey “Do you like her?”

Lee “Did I say I liked her?!

Casey “You don’t need to say you like her. It’s all over that pretty little face.”

Lee “Are you jealous?”

Casey “F*** off. I don’t go for blondes babe.”

Lionel and Ollie are in the diary room talking about Sam and Jasmine.

Ollie: “I think Sam is getting a little bit annoyed.”

Lionel: “Yes. I think Sam is getting a bit tetchy.”

Ollie: “Jasmine is wild.”

Lionel: “It’s hard to be handcuffed to someone when they’re not the same.”

Madeline

Jasmine's first night ***** house banter didn't go down well with anybody, did it? :oops:

It was enough to keep her the main attraction tonight, Sam needs to get away from her fast, maybe she could use one of Jasmine's experienced fingers to open the handcuff so Jasmine can get on with her sole show.

Stinky · **Joined:** 04 Jun 09, 18:18 **Posts:** 4836

For me the crux is you have several bods in there who really didnt do their research on what CBB is ... yes they pay you lots of cash but then dont feel anything when they go about ripping you apart ...how the Nolan didnt see the Davidson thing was on the cards ???

The boxer needs to sack his agent ..for a start.

What was with Sam and her white trousers we just all could see straight throygh ?

It was funny when her yank play mate upstaged her by getting her knorks out :drink:

Posh bloke handcuffed to Tony Blair aka Lionel Richie .. its like he had nothing to say as no one had told him how he should react to this scene... yawn go away

Lee from Yellow .. just talks and never listens ...

Nappy .... still should be in one

Well at least in one day all have contributed what the waste of reality TV space whats his face from 5 or is it 4 did last year :drink:

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