It's only January, but already the
Eurovision news has started:
1. Sasha Bognibov is entering
for Moldova again. His 13th entry
(which must be a some sort of
record?) is "My Lesbian Girl".
2. Belarus have chosen something
they clearly think is a bit
Blurred Lines, picking a Robin
Thicke-a-like who sings about
being tied up in a girl's
"sweet cheesecake".
3. Home County metallers UKR
claim the UK entry is between them
and Halliwell this year. They're a
brushed up version of a pub band
called Hurricane Jane with a very
slightly big name guitarist Laurence
Archer, ex-of Stampede, the worst
line up of UFO, and Grand Slam -
the band Phil Lynott formed
after Thin Lizzy split up to pay
off his heroin dealer.
Listen to them all here:
http://bit.ly/1fBm5PSpopbitch
