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Key highlights from tonight’s show:
Today Luisa and Jim argue over domestic chores such as ironing, housework and cooking
Dappy discusses Luisa and Jim in the Diary Room, suggesting that Luisa is annoying him on purpose
Dappy and Luisa are in the bathroom and Dappy shows off to Luisa by shaking his pelvis. Luisa asks him if he is a shower or a grower
It’s nomination’s time. Dappy nominates Liz as he thinks she is “too boring” and Linda as she is moaning at him when she is laying in bed all day
Sam nominates Liz as “everyone makes an effort and doesn’t get anything back from her”, and Lee as he is “acting childish and isolating himself”
Linda nominates Jim as she thinks he’s “sexist and chauvinistic and has overstepped the mark”, and Liz due to her talent show comments on Linda’s clothes
Ollie nominates Liz as “she isolates herself a lot and he couldn’t talk if they were left in at the end”, and Jim as he is always arguing with Luisa
Lee nominates Jim as he moans and gets angry when they have fun, and Liz due to her comments in the talent show task
Luisa nominates Jim as she finds him sexist and “he winges, bitches, gives backhanded insults and I don’t agree with his views that women should iron shirts”, and Liz as she brings her down when she is homesick
Casey nominates Liz for moaning about waiting for the toilet, and Jim for being grumpy
Liz nominates Jim, and Sam as she’s not talked to her
Jim nominates Luisa as “she’s not the type of girl I like to be around”, and Sam as “if she vanished for two days you wouldn't know she’s gone”
Jim does his dirty laundry in the bathroom alone whist performing a comedy skit about men doing housework
Linda and Luisa catch Dappy not flushing the toilet and confront him about it
Luisa is given a secret mission by Big Brother. She has to get Dappy to rap with her, Jim to disagree with her, Liz to laugh, and Linda to compliment her. What she doesn’t know is that the actual task is for the housemates to successfully ignore her efforts. If they pass they receive ingredients to make a Sunday roast
First up, Luisa goes into the bedroom and says she looks like a “walrus” in her sweater and tries to get Linda to compliment her when she changes outfit and Linda manages not to give a compliment, Dappy then refuses to rap with her using the excuse his agent has told him not to perform in the house and he has done it already in a task. Jim escapes disagreeing with Luisa when she asks if the Falkland Islands are near the Shetland Islands. Liz avoids laughing by telling Luisa how she is really depressed
The housemates pass the task, as they successfully ignored Luisa’s efforts
During dinner Luisa thinks Jim has employed a call centre in the far east to call to keep him in the house as she thinks voters are predominantly women and that he is sexist
· Nominations results are in. It’s announced that Sam, Liz and Jim face the public vote and one of them will leave the house on Wednesday. The nominations and reasons are revealed on the screen in the house
Luisa and Liz argue that Jim and Liz voted tactically so they’d have a stronger chance at leaving
Liz reminded them it’s a game and she can nominate who she wants and says that she should be angry that everyone voted for her
Ollie and Sam are in the garden. Ollie says to Sam that she will be fine as she has an “amazing fan base”
Linda and Luisa ask if Sam fancies Ollie. Sam says that she “hasn’t really thought about it”. Linda then goes on to quiz Luisa about getting it on with Dappy. Luisa is a bit coy
Ollie is in the Diary Room letting off steam as he’s sad that Sam is up for eviction. He thinks the game has changed due to tactical voting and that some people want to win more than others
Key quotes from tonight’s show
1 Luisa and Jim argue over ironing:
Jim: “What about your husband’s shirts?”
Luisa: “Do you think I’d ever iron a man’s shirts? I’ll tell you why I’ll never iron a man’s shirt.”
Jim: “You don’t have to tell me, I could guess.”
Luisa: “Because my Dad used to say to my Mum, they’re wrong, do it again. And So I swore I’d never iron a man’s shirt. That is why I don’t like Jim Davidson.”
Jim: “If I was like you I think I wouldn’t either, I have to admit.”
Luisa: “Why would you even say....oh Jim shop it….we’re not in the 1950s…you’re trying to wind me up.”
2. Dappy showing off his manhood to Luisa:
Dappy: “Hey Lulu, I have something for you. Dong, dong, dong dong.”
Luisa: Your willy is so big. Are you a shower of a grower? Does it grow much? What would you do if you didn’t have a big one?”
Dappy: “I’d be upset.”
3. Jim in the bathroom alone doing laundry, speaking as if he was in an old fashioned American advert:
Jim: “Oh Hi…and welcome to Real Man. Do you ever feel that you’re letting the side down by asking your wife to do the laundry? Do you ever see that pile of laundry there and think…how can I help the old girl out today? There is nothing wrong with doing a bit of laundry…and while you’re at it do her smalls as well! Wouldn’t she like to wake up one morning and find all her laundry shrunk to fit a Barbie doll? So forget about that and disregard everything I’ve just said.”
4. Luisa trying to get Liz to laugh during her secret task and Liz pretending to be depressed:
Liz: “I keep thinking about my dead cat Squeaky…I’m just thinking I let her down…I’ve been having a little cry…and I might have come out of here…and my Mum would have died…It’s what happens if I don’t get enough nuts and nutrients…if I had a car now I’d drive into a tree…and I have body dysmorphia cause of all the mirrors… and my arse is like that ice cream…you know Vienetta…I’m going to have no friends see me when I get out, I’m gonna die a lonely old woman with no one to see me apart from my agent…I think I’m like clinically depressed…Mike will have left me….due to seeing me in harsh light with no make-up.”
5. Luisa and Jim arguing over nominations and viewers voting:
Jim: “Does it break your heart that I may get more votes that you.”
Luisa: “No it doesn’t break my heart. I’m not heart broken, I just find it bewildering and struggle to find why you are voted to stay in when you are sexist and women predominantly vote. Because I’m a woman and you do put women down a lot and I find it quite offensive.”
Jim: “If you thought for one minute that I had any feelings for you at all I’d jump out of a building.”
Luisa: “If I pretend to think that I’ve got feelings about you will you jump off a building? You can try The Lodge.”
Jim: “I’ll try my best. A couple more days Luisa and you will never, ever see me again, so let’s just get through these last couple of days.”
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