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Key highlights from tonight’s show:

Casey wakes up and tells housemates that she going to work out in the gym.
Luisa is in the Diary Room talking about Lee’s eviction how leaving via the clock was the best way for Lee to exit.

Ollie is in the Diary Room telling Big Brother that he has turned Dappy ‘terribly camp’.

Jim and Dappy talk about gate crashing Luisa and Casey’s bath by pouring cold water over them.

Ollie, Casey, Luisa and Dappy put face masks on in the bathroom.

Sam is in Diary Room talking about how she is excited to go home.

Jim throws cold water over Luisa and Casey while they are in the bath.

Ollie and Sam make bread and have moulded into naughty shapes. Luisa, Sam and Ollie have a conversation about how good looking a ‘******’ and a ‘willy’ is.

Dappy is set a secret mission of freestyle rapping about items he wants to win for housemates. He successfully raps to Ollie and Luisa to win ice cream, spotted dick, chocolates and clotted cream.

Jim teaches Casey how to say ‘bra’ and ‘thank you for my blow job’ in German.

Ollie is in the Diary Room doing impressions of housemates. Ollie tells Big Brother that he thinks Dappy will win the show.

Sam, Luisa and Casey give Ollie advice about him whispering in bed to a girl. Ollie and Dappy role play scenarios as a couple.

Housemates partake in the ‘last chance salon’ by answering questions from housemates and viewers.

Casey is talking about Lee to Sam and Ollie.

Luisa and Jim have a heart to heart about their new friendship. Jim tells Luisa that she is a ‘beautiful person.’

Dappy and Casey are celebrating being in the final by dancing and singing in the garden.

Ollie tells Luisa where he would take Sam on a first date.

Casey asks Jim if she ever chased after Lee. Jim tells Casey that he doesn’t understand why she ever fancied Lee.

Dappy is in the Diary Room talking about how people perceived him as ‘vile’ before entering the house.

Sam says to Ollie that he was hoping for a ‘snog’.

Ollie is questioning Sam about her feelings towards him. Sam avoids the questions and talks about how the house is making her go mad.

Key quotes from tonight’s show


1 Ollie is in the Diary Room talking about Lee.

Ollie: “I think I’ve turned Dappy terribly camp. I don’t know where this has come from. He slyly asks for makeup have you noticed that? But he doesn’t ask for makeup he asks for magic.”

2. Ollie and Sam make bread in the shape of a willy.

Sam: “It actually feels like a willy when you hold it like that. I haven’t seen a willy in ages, strange looking things.”

Ollie: “As if vaginas look completely normal.”

Sam: “Vaginas are lovely, pretty.”

Ollie: “I’ve got a really good looking willy.”

Sam: “Prove it.” (laughs)

3. Casey is asked which male housemates she would snog, marry or avoid in task.

Casey: “I would marry Ollie, snog Dappy and avoid Lee.”

4. Ollie is asked to describe Sam in 10 words.

Ollie: “Beautiful, quite dry sense of humour, smiley, caring, intelligent, intriguing, elegant, shy, loving, orange.”

5. Sam is asked if Ollie tried to snog her in front of the cameras what she would do.

Sam: “I honestly don’t think Ollie would try to snog me in front of the cameras in the Big Brother house. But if he did, why not? Its only a snog.”

6 Casey is talking to Sam and Ollie about Lee.

Casey: “In a way I wish my Big Brother experience was completely different.”

Sam: “Can’t think like that now, your still here in the final. No offence to Lee but he Lee’s not here, you’re here. Not matter what happens there are people out there that can associate with you and have had the same thing that you’ve had and no matter what’s said people have seen that you did like him. It wasn’t just a showmance.”

7. Jim and Luisa are having a chat.

Luisa: “One of the words Dappy used to describe me is intimidating and I’m like I love Dappy, I don’t want him to think I’m intimidating. But I get that a lot from guys.

Jim: “It’s not attractive, you know that. Its alright being assertive and I said to you before you’re assertive but you shouldn’t give people the wrong impression of you because you’re a beautiful person and you shouldn’t do that.”

8. Ollie tells Luisa where he would take Sam on a first date.
Ollie: “I would take her to borough market on a Saturday morning and we will go round and try bits and pieces. We will walk up South Bank and if she’s interested we would go to the Tate Modern. And then we would carry on and go to, all the way to London Eye, well we would go to London Aquarium. It’s my favourite place in London and a great date place and then if were there and if we’re there at the right time you come out of London Aquarium and you carry on walk down the little bit and there’s a jazz singer, busker that’s there every night and we’ll just sit there and listen.”
9. Jim and Casey are talking about Lee.

Casey: “Do you think that I’ve ever chased him?”

Jim: “You were easily susceptible to his advances. I couldn’t work out how put up with all the f**ing noise and the childishness. To be honest with you, I couldn’t work out how you fancied him, what you saw in him, at all.”

puke bag on standby

theres a gym

did Ollie do a Ross Geller in the tanning booth

who is she who is she...no seriously who is the blonde

shoot my ears off

pass me the wet wipes

I need a bigger bucket

some one help me its now comming out both ends

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

Ollie and Sam sprinting for the win after weeks of nothing

oh crap

Jim makes my skin feel on high alert whenever he is on screen, I think Casey is allowing his sexual banter because Jim is very clever in passing it over as "comical" and not what it really is INAPPROPRIATE, his supporters come from the viewers who think it is all joking and piss taken, let them talk and behave around their daughters and see funny they think he is then.

Dappy, he looks like a child who should still be wearing a nappy, and as nice as I am sure Ollie is he is playing the romancing of Sam story line well after the audience have left the theatre.

Jim's attempt to turn Luisa into a Stepford wife - Stepford Wife
1.) Used to describe a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband's bidding and serves his every whim dutifully - is falling on deaf ears and I hope when Luisa leaves - as the winner - she informs him and his followers that she knew what the old goat was up to.

A convention of failed weirdos.....BBOTS everybody

This is the following you can muster when you act sincere Stinky, Jim spelt it out last night, he has been doing it all his career and it has worked a treat for him. When you hear women supporting a misogynist
men, and men also because they think it all just "joking banter" you see how far false sincerity can get you, in Jim's case it looks like it is going to be the CBB crown...
If anyone knows Rusty Lee and the other female actor on BOTS last night sure know how editing works they know that Linda was fed to the lions, just like they offered Sam up on a platter on last nights clips they did of the housemates time in the house, yet, both women couldn't speak highly enough of Jim Davidson and the male guest supported Dappy, I must buy myself a bottle of the sincerity stuff because it works better then a spell...