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> > The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
> >
> > Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
> > complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
> >
> > Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband
> > uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
> >
> > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> > toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> >
> > Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper
> > and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her
> > breasts.
> >
> > "How long will this take?" she asks.
> >
> > "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> >
> > The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
> > between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over
> > the
> > years?"
> >
> > Without! missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt,
> > didn't it?"
> >
> > He is still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
> > again.
> >
> > Stupid, stupid man.
> >
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