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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands.
This "Handy Guide to Hormones" may come in useful for every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.....
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Would you like some chocolate?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Mmm - you look so good in brown and salmon pink.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting just a little?
SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Oh - I get it - I'm not going to win this argument am I?
SAFER: You're absolutely right, darling, and I am wrong.
SAFEST: I'm such a pratt, how could I have said that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating all that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What have you done all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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I only want an iPodShuffle, I'm not greedy
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