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There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door.
As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off
in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
upon rasher of bacon.
There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon,
all sorts.
"Oh my, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree! We're saved!!"
"You're right!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the
prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree,
there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a
hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying
Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out
"Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree .............
its...
A ham bush!
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I'm leaving now to go and find myself. If I should return before I get back please ask me to wait!
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