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Johnny's Plane Ride
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when
the
> stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've
> heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
> with your fellow passenger."
>
> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
and
> said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't
> know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said
> Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.
>
> But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
all
> eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
> a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
> grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I
> have no idea."
>
> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel
qualified
> to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
>
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