BB FANS

Yeah, I tried. Didn't go when I said I was though. I wired up sooooo many speakers I kept blowing fuses !!

Did go on Wednesday though but there are SO many cops on the road outside the studio I got pulled over as soon as I cranked it up !!
( Only got a slight telling off cos they knew what I was trying to do ! ).

Did see the side of the house through the trees though.
Not very impressive eh ?!

I obviously think he's dishonest and all now but cant help wanting him to end up with all three women (Carmen his girlfriend, Adele and Soapy) cos that would just be smooth! and also funny. never wud happen but hey...

ROFL!!!!!

I didn't think the fuzz would 'do you'. At the end of the day, you were doing good for the community spirit and I hope the boys in blue appreciated that fact. Oh well, never mind...we will just need to start thinking of other ideas to entertain the troops. Well done on your valiant efforts though.

Go out and hire a couple of industry radio mics as they all come in standard frequencys.
Chat away to the world live as the dopey dicks running the show couldnt tell the difference anyway.
P.s Dont tell anyone I told you

Vader, you have got the force behind you here. I dare you to do it. In fact, I insist you do it!!!

He he he.
There's another way to get close to them though. You can hire the studio next door for a bargin fee of just £3000 per day !!

We could set up "base camp" there and tap in to the BB house !!

( .... wonders about a bank loan )

Bank loan? Oh no, no, no. If we are going to do something, we do it in style. i.e. if we can't borrow the money, it leaves us no option but to steal therefore, I recommend that we rob a bank (well, to be honest, I think the cashiers would freely hand over the cash if they knew what our mission was in aid of). Then, we could hire out the next door studion and start transmitting our own rip-off show of E4 which could be called 'The Ruby Vader Show', interfere with Big Brother's mics and set the weekly tasks ourselves. What do you think??

F*cking right !! I'm in !!
I'll get the equipment, you get the ammo !!

Fantastic, we are going to be like the Bonnie and Clyde of BB3!!!! When do we start???? Thank the lord I'm on my holidays for 2 weeks now-hooray!!!!

Zero-eight hundred hours. We'll do over the bank, hire the studio, move in the equipment and be up and running by tea time !!

Like to see positive, optimistic thinking. Do you think we would have time for a spot of shopping in between? Maybe I could do Sunday lunch in the middle of it too??

LOL !!

Anyhoo... about the Davina thing.

I thought she felt uncomfortable with the crowd booing. The show has had it's probslems and perhaps she feels under pressure to show a more positive aspect to the public.

The Geordie commentator is better anyway.

Yep Davina thinks the show is all about her and her big nose.
I'm not fully keen on fellow paddy Dermot O leery either but he would be ideal on the eviction show and sad poor old Devina could crawl back under that casting couch again..

Yeah but rememebr Adele deserved teh booing as well, shes very 2 faced also...

Dont get me wrong I think Lee is a complete prat and hav thoughtthat from teh very beginining and the only person he loves/will ever love is himself.....