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 Post subject: Death By BB Bores - So Says The Sun's Ally Ross
PostPosted: 19 Jun 03, 8:16 
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From today's Sun the respected columnist Ally Ross gives the BB4 Housemates a good bashing-up in a hilarious article............

......''He’s (Federico) still nowhere near irritating enough to be inducted into the Big Brother Hall of Halfwits (Stuart Hosking, Melanie Hill, Tim Culley, Nick Bateman). But in terms of BB4, this man is a character. For, in ascending order of nothingness, he’s surrounded by: Jon Tickle, who’s NOT “fantastic” just mildly eccentric, some blokes, Nush Nowak (pronounced No-mark), Justine/Justeatin’ and Slade’s guitarist. Plus a social-climbing, Peter Andre-shagging, back-stabbing, Egyptian lady-boy called Tania.

Collectively — and when tested on animals — these housemates have produced levels of boredom so toxic they’ve killed three goldfish, induced an outbreak of cabin fever among the chickens and forced Aeroflot to re-route its 747’s round Hertfordshire in case their wings develop shingles......

..........The producers know it as well and you can trace their brainless desperation, not to the despicable decision to screen the Ray incident, but to the exact moment Marcus Bentley said: “Day 21 in the Big Brother house — and Tania’s in the shower. And it was appreciated, by drag queen fans everywhere. But the bigger picture is that C4 has a sick addiction to BB which is killing the station.........''


Full Story Here Plus A Photo Of Slade's Dave Hill Or Is That Steph ?

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Oh Steph does look like him a bit ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::


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Staying on the Slade lookey-likey theme,
is it me? or is Tania a dead-ringer for Noddy Holder?? ;) :D


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I wish someone would put her through the ringer ::lol::


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Oh no Noddy is lovely !

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cheekiechickie wrote:
Oh no Noddy is lovely !


He's just got Big Ears !! ::lol::

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 Post subject: Re: Death By BB Bores - So Says The Sun's Ally Ross
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That's a joke right? ;) {@}

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This is just brilliant - and from the sun to - wonders will never cease

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:D :D Classic F**ing ace!!!!....Cmon feel the noize!!!!!..................HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH :D :D :D :D


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..and spookily they talk the same too!

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 Post subject: Re: Death By BB Bores - So Says The Sun's Ally Ross
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finchy9 wrote:
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That's a joke right? ;) {@}


Of course !!! ::lol::

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This is just brilliant - and from the sun to - wonders will never cease


Thanks leslie... it's rather uncanny, there are hardly any differences between the two !

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 Post subject: Re: Death By BB Bores - So Says The Sun's Ally Ross
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Eejay wrote:
finchy9 wrote:
Eejay wrote:
the respected columnist Ally Ross


That's a joke right? ;) {@}


Of course !!! ::lol::


Good good, just wanted to be sure ()^

Still, Richard Littlejohn, Dominic Mohan and Garry Bushell are all great aren't they! :) hehe ;)

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