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If one person is off to Africa or Australia - what about all the paper work that goes with travelling abroad and in some cases the injections etc..

I can not see this rumour happening..

And what about the quarantine?

It's OK the swap will go through with no problems; BB are sending Ray to the Johannesburg Zoo.

Bongo the moody Greyback Gorilla is coming into our BB house. He is less agressive and only m@sturbates a couple of times a day (much less than Ray). His inarticulate grunts and frowning facial gestures are an improvement on Ray.

Nush immediately flirts with Bongo, but the Gorilla just sits on the couch farting and scratching himself (or is that Gos?). Cameron insinuates that the Bongo fancies Nush and slips into her bed at night naked to tell her. Muttering to himself "I am soooo gonna punch that Bongo's face in!"

Back in the boy's bedroom Bongo has sh!t in Cameron's shoes and wiped his bum using Cameron's Bible as toilet paper.

Tania is glad there is now a HM with more facial hair than her but Scott is upset because Bongo can beat him at Connect 4. But they bond by picking the nits from each other.

Bongo takes to using Steph as a back scratching stick.

Meanwhile, at the Johannesburg Zoo, Ray is proving a popular tourist attraction. He has already attacked five of the other male Gorillas made unwelcome advances to the females and covered his enclosure in his own faeces. But the bananas are good and he is thrown them at hourly intervals. Teachers have to keep parties of visiting school kids at a safe distance as the naughty ape likes to fling his freshly produced ejaculate through the bars.

No. I can't see this rumour happening either, although it would be an unusual twist. Davina said last night that one housemate would have a difficult choice to make tonight and she also said to watch BBLB on Monday night, so I can't really see how this fits in with this rumour.

Me neither.......The difficult choice is probably a personnal message or something like that........

From their mams:

Cameron's Mum:
You are going straight to Hell you filthy little boy!

Scott's Mum:
Son, you forgot your personality when you packed, it's here on the bed along with your sleeping pills.

Tania's Mum:
Neigh... we had to rent out your stable.

Gos's Mum:
Gos, Gos are you in there? Gos, where are you son? Oh, I can see you now? No, wait, it's one of the beanbags.

Nush's Mum:
Cheer up you miserable cow!

Ray's Mum:
Ye little sh!te! Yev gone an' forgotten yer prosac! Wait 'til ye get out, I'll box yer fecken ears and... *cut*

And what the viewers hear

CAM - You wonderful son, lets hear more shitting in peoples shoes
SCOTT - You are so interesting
TANIA- You look wonderful with out your make up
GOS - Hygene Hygene Hygene
NUSH - So happy to see your smiling face
RAY - Washed your duvet for you honey

it was all over the irish newspapers today and if they do have to make a hard decision its proberbly who thell b sending i know we dont believe everything we read but usually the jist if it is about right

it was all over the irish newspapers today and if they do have to make a hard decision its proberbly who thell b sending i know we dont believe everything we read but usually the jist if it is about right

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