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Reward Room Ruckus
Day 31, 00:10
As Cameron nearly came to blows with Tania in the Reward Room, Nush was getting sticky fingered in the Orkney lad's secret fudge stash.
As the challenge-winning team, tux-ed and glammed up to the max, set about choosing from the eight-course menu, Cameron couldn't help but spot a wind-up opportunity in the form of Tania.
The talon-icious 22-year-old was happily chugging away on her latest fag when Cam hollered, "What are you doing sitting in the middle of the table [with a fag]? You'll get thrown out - it says [you must smoke] in the toilets!"
Looking utterly crushed, Tan managed a "Really?"
"It says you're not allowed to smoke at the table," Cameron continued, and as the North Londoner made her way despondently to the other side of the table, he threw in: "Do you think I tell lies Tania? This is a CLASSY evening not some old SLAPPER do!"
And even though a chorus of chuckles arose from the rest of the gang Tania clearly wasn't happy. "Was that supposed to be funny Cameron? 'Cos I didn't see the amusement in that," she spat.
"If you associate old slapper places with people who smoke at the table I don't know where you've been to," she continued, unleashing a swarm of bees from her bonnet.
"How old are you Cameron?" she asked pointedly, moments later. "Don't be horrible," Cam murmured, looking ever so slightly shamed.
"I thought you were joking," Scott, in an uncharacteristic dim moment, queried. "I was!" laughed Cam, not quite managing a hearty chuckle.
And soon a not amused Tan was back at the table.