BB FANS

Official Communiqué Wednesday 25th June 2003


The Save Dave Campaign

Announced today:
The inauguration of the SDC Patrons at the ‘Supermodel Tearooms and Grill’...
Eddie Izzard
Ricky Tomlinson


Members Notice:
In order to save our esteemed party girl Tania in this week’s Big Brother 4 eviction race, we urge you to communicate the following whenever or wherever an opportunity presents itself. You are further reminded that time is of the essence. Failure of the SDC initiative will result in several weeks of increased Big Brother monotony and Test Card transmissions in the BBLB broadcast slot.

Factoids:
1. Dave’s alter-personality ‘Tania’ is now hot favourite to win Big Brother.
2. Dave is more of a man than Ray will ever be.
3. Dave correctly spotted Scott’s fence sitting game (nomination reason – Mon 23/06/03)
4. Dave has not directly offended ANY other Housemate.
5. Dave’s make-up sessions have become the new Daytime Television for men.
6. Without Dave, all Big Brother humour would cease.
7. Steph and Nush stay – say no more!
8. Dave has successfully managed to sneak unnoticed into the Girls Bedroom every night.
9. Dave’s Daddy could buy the eviction if Princess wanted it.
10. Dave has a GCE in Ab-Fab Smoking Techniques.
11. Dave has nothing in her head.
12. Fave Dave phrase “What’s going on…?”
13. Dave refuses to swim in the Pool until its filled with Champaign – that’s class!
14. Dave would like to be reincarnated as Shergar.
15. Dave supports Milwall.



Operation Slap & Tickle:
Please be aware we have an inside man working the RI:SE, Radio1 and BBLB rounds. Operation Slap & Tickle is designed to reduce the Anti-Tania vote by using clever reverse psychology.

Graham Norton:
Negotiations are continuing to secure GN’s support for the Blusher Queen.

RuPaul:
“Tell Dave I’m loving his work”

Drag Queens ‘R’ Us
Are holding a Bitch-a-thon to raise funds for block voting. Excess funds to be used for coach hire to attend evictions, full drag must be worn.

Thank you for your support. By working together we can ensure another fantastic week of great entertainment and hilarity from Dave.
Don’t let Ch4 steal another eviction!

You've almost convinced me.

She (HE? ) is sooooo going to need counselling when they come out.

I bet she thought that by going in there she'd be on track for a nice little media career (like um...Kate's ) Instead, she be carrying the 'Pig' and 'Ladyboy' label for a long time to come.

She is going to be crying to get back IN the house on friday night.

She could always be an actress. Isn't there a stud farm in Emmerdale. There is probably a role for a filly like her.

pantomine?

*insert panto horse, ugly sisiters, dame jokes here*

she will follow her idol Chris Quentin (ask your mum. or me) into a career in nightclubs.

Oooh our Brian.
IF she does this she can date Peter Stringfellow. Or is he a bit too classy for her?

Sure you don't need a touch of KY first ?

Well, its been a tough day but we've had some very positive results...

The BB Newsgroups and Ch4's Official Big Brother Forum are all turning around now. Today, we shift into high gear and take the Save Dave Campaign to the masses...




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You don't have to like Tania to support us... you just need to love great BB entertainment!

just a dab