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Has anyone seen Gus move lately. All he ever seems to do is sit down and look blank. I'm concerned that he might be paralysed from the waist down and BB just has a fork-lift truck move him around from time to time.

I seriouslythink someone has sewn his clothes to the sofa.

I cant remember last time I saw him not lying in the same position on the same sofa.

When he cooks does he do it sitting on a stool. Have we ever seen him have a shower.

no. we have seen him do absolutely bugger all.

i would be so annoyed in there at one person doing all the cooking and trying to act like a pseudo peacemaker.

he fecks me RIGHT off.

CC do you think there is a conspiracy theory going around that Gos is actually a fun, energetic, opinionated guy who is always starting fights and snogging the girls? I ask because there are usually some text messages on BBLB supporting him. Maybe he is all of these things and it is just the demon editors toying with us.

yes. too damn right. or maybe his mum just has a horrendously high mobile bill from all the "i luv gos he is sexy and fit" texts she keeps sending in.

he is only still there cos they forget he is in the house as he blends into the sofa.

Maybe the HMs think he is the sofa. I think the real reason he is still there is they don't see him as a threat and if you really want to win, you want to be in at the end with Gus and two other bland people.

Oh my God! It's like the Truman Show, that isn't him at all! The real Gos is out every night, wooing the ladeez of Elstree with his hip style of talk man and promises of bread and butter pudding

The real Gos looks like Jonny Depp.

and dances really well

and lives in a mansion in pimlico.

Surprise surprise the pretend Gos is suping on the sofa again